idk man vote for me here and i'll give you kissies

Many faces of Alex Turner

1 day ago WITH 4,831 notes VIA ihatealexturner (Source: evoluniverse)
Tagged as: arctic monkeys,

horoscope thinggy

for2weeks:

  • aries- amanda bynes
  • taurus- megan fox
  • gemini- kanye west
  • cancer- ariana grande
  • leo- kylie jenner
  • virgo- cameron dallas
  • libra- barbara palvin
  • scorpio- drake
  • sagittarius- taylor swift
  • capricorn- alex turner
  • aquarius- neymar jr
  • pisces- justin bieber
Tagged as: PAULINA LMAO,zlypy,text,

harrystylesdildo:

my anaconda don’t

1 day ago WITH 27,175 notes VIA hashtagbossbitch (Source: harrystylesdildo)
Tagged as: bye,

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

one time when my dad was in college these guys found a carpet on the sidewalk and they needed furniture for their dorm so they were like “hell yeah free carpet” and they carried the carpet upstairs and it was really wet and heavy so they unrolled it to let it dry and a dead body fell out

I’M NOT SHITTING YOU

image

Tagged as: omg,text,

My brother has the brain of a scientist or a philosopher, yet he elects to be a detective. What might we deduce about his heart?

1 day ago WITH 6,066 notes VIA bungobaggins (Source: astromanic)
Tagged as: sherlock,

canolacrush:

ilegzz:

12. Making out

I never want to not reblog this.

1 day ago WITH 6,518 notes VIA 221books (Source: navydream)

ladyinterior:

Postcards For Ants, Lorraine Loots

1 day ago WITH 61,723 notes VIA lordvoidemort (Source: ladyinterior)
Tagged as: WHAT,THE,FUCK,art,

hardollarsign:

flyawaymax:

fuck i only have 151 hours left on this i better charge it quick

do you have a fucking nuclear generator as your battery

1 day ago WITH 334,735 notes VIA 123tobias (Source: flyawaymax)
Tagged as: text,

deepthroatmom:

this the rawest shit i ever seen in my life

1 day ago WITH 453,469 notes VIA 123tobias (Source: al-grave)
Tagged as: omf,adorable animals,

cumberbum:

HQ - Benedict Cumberbatch at the GQ Awards - 02 sep 2014

1 day ago WITH 2,999 notes VIA 221books (Source: cumberbum)
Tagged as: cumberbatch,
1 day ago WITH 234,032 notes VIA sherkeys (Source: )

strawberryjizzbomb:

fake-suicide-of-genius:

theyearoftherequiem:

frenums: 

skeleton smartypants was defeated once and for all

THE REACTION FACES JUST MAKE THIS 84927 TIMES FUNNIER

This is my kind of humor

1 day ago WITH 422,662 notes VIA 123tobias

daftbread:

enemy of the dogspotting community

1 day ago WITH 84,032 notes VIA 123tobias (Source: daftbread)
Tagged as: omf,

sovji:

*steals ur credit card*

hasta la visa

1 day ago WITH 621,637 notes VIA feat (Source: sovji-moved)
Tagged as: bye,text,

inkskinned:

"My family is suffocating me with pressure to be a perfect student and daughter." (r.i.d)

people always ask me why i’m going into teaching instead of being a writer.

the number of notes on this in less than 24 hours and the number of people who said “same” or “exactly” or “about me” - that’s why. there is so much fundamentally wrong with our system. The only way to change it is from within.

1 day ago WITH 213,977 notes VIA 123tobias (Source: inkskinned)
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