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dear-bunni:

robina-otaku:

eezybree:

SCIENCE HAS CONFIRMED THAT DOGS LOVE US BACK BECAUSE THEY GET THE SAME RUSH OF OXYTOCIN WHEN THEY LOOK AT US THAT WE GET WHEN WE LOOK AT THEM

Are you telling me that dogs are looking up to us and think “omg what an adorable fucking cutiepie”?

a while ago I read an article about how dogs love us back, but recognize that we’re different from them, while cats see us as bigger and clumsier than them, but do not consider us different  

Dogs: I am fuzzy creature and you are a different adorable creature and I love you!!!!!
Cats: I am lanky and graceful and you are a giant mess

This is why cats occasionally try to bathe and feed us

It’s true; cats see us as giant dumb hairless babies. That’s why they bring us half-dead prey– to teach us how to hunt and eat properly. That’s why they attack when we rub their bellies– that’s how parent cats teach kittens to defend themselves. That’s also why they meow– cats communicate with other adults on a frequency we can’t hear, but meow at kittens because their ears aren’t fully developed. They even specialized a set of meows they use only for humans, because we are especially deaf babies.

We are all of us dumb kittens.

Today I Learned That I Am A Dumb Kitten

I can totally live with that.

this is the best thing I have ever read on this blue hell site

5 years ago WITH 1,050,089 notes VIA victuuriplease (Source: eezybree)
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johnwatsugh:

cdlafere:

 ~lovers on the couch~

THEY LINKED ARMS WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

5 years ago WITH 6,865 notes VIA ineffabletemptations (Source: cdlafere)
Tagged as: WHAT THE FUCK,sherlock,

mollydobby:

All the Sherlock Special bits from the  BBC One autumn/winter showreel, from the BBC Media Centre

There’s a bit of Amanda Abbington at the end right after Sherlock, but I believe it’s her in Cuffs (new BBC One show). 

5 years ago WITH 3,292 notes VIA ncc-001 (Source: mollydobby)

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thesilverwolf7:

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funnyonline:

d0gbl0g:

dogpuppy:

Does he know how small he is??

omg

he is aware

if i saw this in literal real life with my own two eyes i would start screeching r u kidding me

I would be in tears oh my goodness

I would die

5 years ago WITH 499,954 notes VIA thatsthat24 (Source: weloveshortvideos.com)
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5 years ago WITH 74,692 notes VIA cakelikeowen
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Anonymous asked: I want to fuck you with a knife.

please stay away from me

6 years ago WITH 2 notes

drneverlandsrefs:

addieofrp:

instagrarn:

oh my god press ‘shift’ and then ‘?’

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#WHY DOESN’T THIS WEBSITE COME WITH INSTRUCTIONS

6 years ago WITH 133,810 notes VIA zlypy (Source: instagrarn)
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skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

6 years ago WITH 455,710 notes VIA percyjacks

jessieshigh:

billbuttlicker-:

i’m a film student

this is beautiful

6 years ago WITH 830,580 notes VIA youngpopes (Source: billbuttlicker-)
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ssv-normandy:

step 1: think about the quote “don’t go where i can’t follow” in relation to your otp

step 2: feel sad

7 years ago WITH 89,131 notes VIA victuuriplease (Source: ssv-normandy)
Tagged as: what the fuck,text,

HOW IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT THIS GUY SKIP TO 1:52 AND JUST WATCH JESUS CHRIST

7 years ago WITH 18 notes
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