resolution for 2015: seize every possible opportunity to tell men “i’m sorry, but maybe we should continue this conversation when you’re less emotional”
American Sorting Hat, which is just a beat up baseball cap: aight bro by the most righteous magics bestowed upon me i’ve scoped out ur brain and ur house is uh….. DRAGON ALPHA SIGMA DONG!!! lol
wizard bros of dragon alpha sigma dong: YOOOOOOOOOOOO